Do you ever just feel like a Costa Rican taco?
My family took a vacation in Costa Rica one year. (I was not there. Long story, and I have taken my beatings for it.) Being in a wonderful, South American country, they decided it made perfect sense to order tacos.
They received corn tortillas with browned pork, cabbage, sweet red peppers, and mayonaise.
Think about it.
All the ingredients looked exactly like an American taco, but they all tasted wrong. I am given to understand that it was a wretched shock. :-)
Would that I were always what I appear to be.